WHO THE F&*K DRESSED YOU?

Question: Who wears ED HARDY and AFFLICTION gear? <one hundred buff dudes raise their hand high>  If you rock this piece of shit you are just like those two guys above ^ IDIOTS!  Seriously what makes you think that these two brands are fresh?  Cuz in my book you look borderline homo.  Hmm,  dudes who wear this shit probably get there eye-brows plucked and get there nails done.  From what I see around the way are only a few type of dudes wearing this wack shit.  Buff dudes and White dudes.  It makes perfect sense tho.  Because Buff dudes don’t know how to dress!  They are too busy in the gym looking at themselves in the mirror and are used to wearing gym gear which means when they see AFFLICTION and ED HARDY they automatically think to themselves ” THIS IS THAT NEW HOTNESS!”  I don’t even have to explain why some white dudes wear this stuff you guys should already know the deal.  Oh and what makes you think that just because you got the matching hats and matching shoes make you hot shit?  When in reality you look like a chick.  Because I swear woman brands started all the sparkle shit on there clothes.  So dudes please just leave it to the chicks to have the bling all over there t-shirts and hats.  Yall just look plain stupid.   This goes to all the dudes that like wearing this crap.  GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULL SHIT!

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